Random headcanons/AUs that won’t get fics anytime soon. If anyone wants to add on/chime in/create something, feel free.
an adventurer/explorer AU, like Indiana Jones or something. with spies/bad guys.
cw: rope bondage, banging
If I need to tag something, let me know.
so this is a very trope-y trailer for straight romance in an adventure-ish show
but imagine Smith, the cocky, successful, archaeologist explorer
and Trott, the bookish, intelligent, history professor/museum curator.
because everyone needs more Troffy.
Ross can be the stereotypical spy arch-nemesis who steals the artifacts before Smith and Trott can get to them. and then speeds away in his high tech vehicles/helicopter in an impeccable suit. looking really bangable and flashy.
“Fuck, no! We have to go after him, he’s getting away with my shit!”
“We would have gotten here sooner if you wouldn’t have stopped to fuck me this morning.”
“Oh, piss off…” sigh “man, three weeks of exploration for nothing…AND I got stuck with you.”
“Hey! If it wasn’t for me, you wouldn’t have found the artifact in the first place.”